Wife: "You are my soul mate!"
Me: **silence followed by an awkward stare**
Wife: "Do you believe I am your soul mate?"
Me: "Yes, but you are my soul mate because we got married."
Wife: "So, if you got married to a different a different woman, she would be your soul mate and not me?"
Me: "Exactly."
Wife: "So, if I die and you get remarried, you have two soul mates?"
Me: "No, the new wife becomes my soul mate."
Me: "I'm on the couch tonight huh?"
Moral of the story:
- I would like to hug the person that designed my very comfortable couch.
- I would like to punch the person who came up with the concept of a soul mate.
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