Things That Make Your Senior Pastor Neurotic

Bald Wisdom brings joy to the world, but sometimes the opposite occurs. Here are a few things that might have happened that have made the pastor just slightly more neurotic.

1. Take credit for his ideas.

2. Preach for less than 15 minutes on a Sunday morning. 

3. Forget to wear a belt on a Sunday morning.

4. Ask if you can video tape his sermons without giving him a reason why.

5. Steal (accidentally) his pens, cough drops, and commentaries.

6. Encourage his children to get into expensive hobbies.