Facebook Spirituality

For those who frequent Facebook, you have undoubtedly come across pictures similar to the one shown here.

Since I kept scrolling, apparently I love Satan. I apologize for this inconvenience, as it probably will hinder my ministry. I thought I loved Jesus and I thought I was doing a good job of serving the kingdom, but that all came crashing down as I unsanctimoniously scrolled down the facebook page.  What is also concerning to me is the fact that I look like Satan. Perhaps we are related? Maybe this explains why I couldn't share the photo as I had some sort of subconscious awareness of our familial ties.

Nonetheless, I am sure this new found love for the devil comes as a shock to you all. I sincerely apologize and will try to overcome this new found infatuation with Satanas!